WisteriaRain's Realm of Reality

It has been awhile since I have put myself out there…here…what ever! This is just for me anyway…the only other person who reads my stuff is my sister Kathy. The only person who really cares about how my brain works. LOL! I have picked up many things from her over the years. It makes it feel like she is in the room with me, even though Kat is miles away in Tarpon Springs, Fl.

For instance:


The other night I was sitting watching TV, nothing of importance, I just wanted to use the ottoman as my table and the telly was on. I was eating Chinese food, which always reminds me of my mother-in-law, Delores. (May she rest in peace.) Ma Stough developed an allergy to cats…AFTER she ate at a local Chinese restaurant, and that was where my food had come from. Well, first, I dropped my fork and that started a reprimand from my self.



“Klutz!”



“Oh, shut up, no one asked you Dianne. If I wanted your opinion-“



“Oh how original, you would have given it to me! You do realize, Jewels, that I already know your opinion!”



“That’s because I gave it to you!.”



“You are just like your mother…you are never wrong.”



“Why you b!tch! Take that back…you realize you too resemble that remark!”



“It was worth it to put you in your place. By the way you do realize you are eating cat.”



“Meow…you too.”



“OKAY! BOTH OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF. YOU ARE RUINING MY MEAL AND NOW THAT YOU MEOWED AND SAID CAT I HAVE A SOUR STOMACH!”



“Yes J.D.”



“Yes J.D.”



“I hate when she shows up she is so bossy.”



“Me too. Meow”



“DIANNE! I AM WARNING YOU!”



“Oh you don’t scare me!”



“Me either…meow.”



“OH YOU SCHIZOPHRENICS DRIVE ME NUTS. IF I THROW UP YOUS THROW UP!”



“Hey!! Julie? You’re a schizophrenic?”



“Yea.”



“Oh, me too!”



“Oh shut up, Dianne! You always want to be what I want to be!”



Kat use to say that, she still may! “Hi!!!  I’m a schizophrenic!” “Me too!” “Oh shut up! You always want to be what I want to be!”

I stole it! I roll with it. I even change my voice for each id of me! If ever I am caught, I am sure my family will roll their eyes, shake their heads and simply just ask me what ever it is they have come to ask me. They are use to me being strange! Any who I am sitting there thinking of my mother-in-law, having this conversation with myself, and feeling ill like I am actually eating cat and it does not agree with me!



“OH GREAT NOW I FEEL LIKE I AM GOING TO GIVE BACK DINNER. GIRLS SHALL I REMIND YOU, REGURGITATION WILL HURT THE RIB SITE! I BLOW WE ALL BLOW!”



We all groaned.



I do that all the time! Have a three-way conversation. I zing myself good sometimes! LOL I am not a schizophrenic, it is just a game I play to entertain myself. I live in a house with seven other people and have an iPhone…I just prefer to chat amongst my selves while eating take out food! No one is telling me, “You shouldn’t be eating that!” Or making a fuss when I do not clean my plate. Who came up with that rule anyway? Eat until you are full not until the plate is empty!

Oy!