Conspiracy Act Theorist, every family has one!

Everybody has one in their family, a Conspiracy Act Theorist. Ours is my sister Linda. Her children make fun of her and say things like, “Oh mom, you’re so funny.” And then laugh. If you mention a cause their mother is on their tone of voice turns to condescendence as if their mother is an embarrassment. Yeah, I’m the gullible one in the family. I do not think for myself. My bible based beliefs came from my sister Kathy. The reason my marriage failed is because my sister Kathy influenced me into stop liking my husband. Sounds dumb doesnt it, but that is how I am treated. My brother Rick is on the Redman Trail and looked at like he is the crazy one, Kathy is the gypsy who moves every seven to ten years and Russ is the self hating alcoholic whom, in his womanizing days, was just as talented and good looking as Elvis and Tom Jones. Actually Tom Jones had nothing on Russ in their younger days! If Russ didn’t drink, he would have been a great actor; he can sing and dance too!! Now the sycophantic narcissist is making life hell for my mother and children. *Heavy sigh* At least he hasn’t been sprouting tales of his glory days, I was getting real good at quoting them right along with him!

I know I keep saying the same things about my brother Russ and you are probably bored by now, however I did not come here to knock my brother, whom I love very much. I know his childhood and life story and understand where his demons came from. I also acknowledge that there are people in this world who had it worse than him who have climbed out of the pit of self destruction and self pity and have made fine lives for themselves. I do not feel sorry for him. The man is a con artist and uses guilt to get his way. Guilt doesn’t work on me. Guilt is from the devil and if Russ chooses to do something for me and then plans on holding that over my head for the rest of my life…well he can just stop thinking that way. I will give you examples:

The other day I had just taken my night shirt off and was reaching for my underwear when in walks big brother. No knock on the door, just a swing and, “Hey…. OH! I’m sorry. I didn’t see anything. Hey! I use to change your diapers.” Okay, so because this man changed my diapers it is okay if he sees me now as an adult naked. He earned that right by changing my messy diapers.

Being I work from home I am always available to the people in our house. My office is also my bedroom. I have this one huge room that is the size of a master bedroom, which is good because it holds most of the contents of my life in it! So here I am at work and the door swings opened.

“Ju? Do you have any cash?” Russ will ask. I shake my head no and go on with my quote of benefits or explanation of a claim. I use my debit card and never have cash on hand on purpose! I have children who live here too, remember! Well I sure as there is a Hell remember! Well, on one of those days I said no Russ in exasperation snapped,

“You remember how I use to keep a fish bowl full of change and how you dipped into it all the time? Well, your husband did anyway.”

Now I may not like my ex-husband but I know him well enough to know a thief he is not. I remember being told by big brother Russ to go get him ten dollars in quarters from his fish bowl when I was 16! He also told me if I ever was in need, I could help myself. I worked. I had a pay check. I may have dipped a few times if I needed too, but I got paid every Thursday! Russ went to the bar every day! Use to play liars poker win and then drop the money on his way out the door. Kathy was out with him once and couldn’t believe him. He’s walk away leaving the money on the bar to flirt with some woman… He now is going to throw that I took quarters out of his fish bowl in my face 30 years later? I should tell him,

“Yeah, consider us even. You have paid me my percentage as being your pimp when I was a toddler.” Tit for tat attitude. What is family for, the arrogant self-centered; oh yeah…this wasn’t about big brother Russ. This one is about the family’s conspiracy theorist, Linda.

I always considered my sister Linda as perfect. Now, I know my sister isn’t perfect in God’s eyes. No one is, well, Jesus is, but…oh you know what I mean! My beautiful sister, with her russet hair and blue eyes and pretty face is gifted. Her many talents include horse back riding, ice skating, dancing, singing, voices be it imitation of family members, characters in books or just accents, she speaks German, Spanish, and French (I don’t know how well, I only speak English which if you look at it it’s really only American English.) Linda has medicinal knowledge based in natural remedies and has a vast knowledge of herbs and natural vitamins. First aid and diagnosing illness is a breeze to her as well. She runs her husband’s business and looks after her grandchildren and still has time to give to her latest passion, painting. She is now selling those paintings and making good money. See, perfect! My beautiful, wise, intelligent, clever sister is not a crazy person. So if she says that the government is up to no good, I want to hear what she has to say. I don’t think she is funny. I take that back. Linda has a great sense of humor and has also been known to pull pranks, when I say she isn’t funny I mean weird!

Now, it may be strange that she put’s tinfoil on her television, but if you have read 1984 and are world savvy you can see where she is coming from. I know that our phones are bugged. You say one word and a recorded goes off. Well, that is how it used to be; maybe they record all calls now. Now, before you go poo- pooing me, do an internet search on the subject. Now, I have a lousy memory, and I am not about to call the ex-husband to get the exact event, however! After one of those terrorist attacks either the UN Bombing or the Okalahoma…maybe it was another one altogether, anyway after one of those bombings the government pulled all the phone records stored at one of their storage facilities, Iron Mountain. My ex use to work for Iron Mt. The very next day after the bombing, less than four hours…they were scrambling at Iron Mt to pull all the tapes! So, I do not think my sister is crazy.

Have you ever been channel surfing and then start thinking about a movie? You stop on a channel and bam coming attractions for the movie you were just thinking about pop up on the screen. Now you know what you are going to be watching tomorrow and you won’t have to surf. Last week I was thinking of Val Kilmer and Real Genius. It was on last night! You will not convince me subliminal do not exist. Even when you are shopping. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if they haven’t added to the airwaves,

“Don’t forget the wrapping paper, tape, and bows. We do not want to shoot anyone. Life is precious. Candy-canes, ginger bread cookies, stealing hurts everyone…do not steal. Tinsel, lights…you are safe no one is going to be shooting up the mall today. Shop. Shop to your heart’s content. Birthdays only come once a year as do the holidays. You can pay down your credit card with one of those checks they send in the mail with no interest for the first year.”

I haven’t a clue what the actual messages are, but I wouldn’t be surprised if I was dead on! I’ve seen too many movies and TV shows where satellites zoom in on the unsuspecting nudist sun bather. I never even knew you could get a tan in the winter time, but thanks to NCIS I now know you can. Those who actually lay out are said to be Polar tanning. It is also thanks to NCIS as well as Men in Black, that I am lead to believe that government officials and those who have access can zoom in on whom ever they like when ever they like. Okay, I do not believe aliens live amongst us and vacation on earth, and if they do, well as long as they leave me a lone and don’t hurt the planet, I don’t care. I have enough on my plate without having to add that worry to it.

Yeah yeah yeah! Chill! I am getting to the point. Being, the government monitoring all we do and say and subliminally trying to lead us one way despite the Constitution. I am not the sharpest tool in the shed or the brightest color in the box; however I am not the dullest either. I do not understand how we the people are allowing the Federal Communications Commission, the FCC, to impose their system on us. How was the alliance of members formed? You scratch my back I’ll scratch yours. We’ll give you X amount of dollars, or is it like the Federal Reserve and has a political agenda and way of life to enforce for those who have the money to get things done their way?

Who makes up the alliance is very interesting. It includes AT&T, MIT, Philips, Thomas, Sarnoff, General Instrument, Zenith (which is controlled by LG Electronics of Korea, and NBC. I know these are the media moguls who see to it I get to watch all my TV shows and movies with such clarity it is like I am right there watching it live. One question though. Who the hell are they to tell me I have to buy a new TV or a converter box to watch my shows? Why do they have such control? Why are we allowing them this control? I wonder if this is going to be considered a luxury tax or if there will be technology taxes some where down the road. Or are these taxes already in existence and buried somewhere in the price of the electronic device you are buying? No I will not follow that line of thinking and go astray…you may ponder that on your own though ;-) !

Okay so as of February 19,2009 if you get your channels through an antenna or your TV is not digital you are either going to need a new TV or a converter box. I don’t know what that is all about. Wait! They now have changed the date to June 12th, that is my daughter’s birthday! February 19th is my brother’s birthday…interesting. Well, not to you maybe. Anyway, the Conspiracy Act Theorist is sure that we will be seen through our televisions. That Big Brother is literally watching us! Remind me to dress in my bathroom. Seems my actual brother and Uncle Sam are privy to all that is private. I don’t know if that is actually going to be allowed. What with people working from home and HIPPA and The Privacy Act. Terrorism can only get them so far.

What bothers Linda the most is the lines in the sky. Planes are spraying something…have been for years. I always thought it was jet fuel marring the skyline, she says know. When you see lines in the sky they were made by a plane releasing a chemicals into the air. They did the same thing in Germany and the people spoke up and protested and their skies are clear now. Yeah, they probably spray at night when no one can see the lines in the sky! If the world leaders have an agenda, it is going to get carried out regardless of the little people or not. After all, how else is Lucifer going to get his world united?

The clock is ticking, he only has a few moves left on this chess board we call earth. Father Yahweh only gave him so much time to prove that he could be a better god than God. Just because he can think like God and know right from wrong, doesn’t mean Lucifer can do as well as God. Oh look around. Lucifer can’t do it anything like God. You call this your Garden of Eden? You can’t even figure out which form of government is best. Should people be allowed to have as many children as they wish, or only two? Why is it you can’t feed all the world? Oh that’s right, because you can’t break God’s curses. Well, if you can’t even break God’s curses how can you govern His creation?

I pray my sister is released from her burden of fear. I pray that she does like Kathy and I and just let God. We have let go and are letting God’s will be done. Amen.